Friday, November 14, 2008

A levels, Sg vs My joke

i think this year's a levels committee are really .....indescribable.

first is econs paper 2 = the utterly screwed up paper.
then econs paper 1 = we have an extract on .."bra dumping by china..." !!!

then today's chem paper 1
"...which of the following is not found in humans as a protein.."
sounds like something from bio. =/

anyways, for those who are interested:

Suggested solutions for H2 Maths A Levels 08 : Paper 1 & Paper 2

Nevertheless, its over.
1 more paper....on tues!
nice waiting for it to come.

meanwhile, i found this joke about singaporean and malaysian .

Please read it with an open mind...and enjoy=)
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ........

He
was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the
hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down
next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'

Singaporean: 'Of course'

Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .'
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'

Singaporean: 'Of course'

Malaysian
(chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,
then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container,
recycle them, transform them into jam,..... before we sell it across to
Singapore .'

This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'

Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do'

Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection? '

Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.'

Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

Malaysian: 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.'

Singaporean:
'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell
them across to Malaysia......., and that's the real reason why we
banned chewing gum in Singapore.'

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