ONLY complaint = too little time to prepare for our presentation - only 1 weekend straight after promos!
welsey accidentally scolded the "f word" in the middle of his presentation. LOLOL.
looking forward to sandcastle building on weds. problem is we have to reach East Coast Park by 8AM!!!!
==============JOKE========================
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...
so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it, and getting screwed
=LOL===LOL====JOKE 2================================
Once upon a time John, and Pamela lived in canada. His mother Jessica from America came to visit and she suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had onlymade her more curious.
Reading
his mom's thoughts, John volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you, Pamela and I are just roommates."
Than about 3 days later Jessica heads back to America.
About
4 days later, Pamela came to John saying,"Ever since your mother left,
I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she
took it do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear mother,
I'm
not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house,I'm not
saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has
been missing ever since you left back to America.
Love,
John.
Several days later, Joe received an email from his mother which
read:
Dear Son,
I'm
not saying that you "do" sleep with Pamela, and I'm not saying that you
"do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love,
Mom.
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