just some jokes to add on to the blog entry i had todae
One day, the general noticed a soldier behaving oddly.
He would pick up every piece of paper he saw, read it, frown and say " that's not it," and drop it.
After a month of this, the general finally arranged to have the soldier tested. The psychologist found that the soilder was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled for the first time ever and said " That's it."
A couple of lawyers walked into a bar, ordered drinks and take lunches from their briefcases.
"Sorry," the bartender says" you can't eat your own food here."
The lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoudlers and swap lunches.
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss were on their way to a lunch meeting. On the way, they found a lamp on the floor. The boss rubbed it, and a genie [as usual] appeared. "I'll grant you one wish each," the genie said.
Grabbing the lampe from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, "I wanted to be on a fast board on the Bahamas with no worries." And poof! he was gone.
The junior manager couldn't keep quiet. He shouted, "I want to be in Paris, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails." And poof! he was gone too!
Finally, it was the boss's turn." I want those idiots back in the office after lunch."
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