-=JAson the Limer=-

more jokes.

chemistry ones
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender:
" How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, it's no charge".
What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, Iodine and iron?
A KNIFe.
What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion (msyip told us this b4..the whole class just stared at her and laughed HAhaha fakely*)
What did one titration tell the other?
Let's meet at the endpoint.
Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions.

Others:
a matchstick was scratching his head
what happened next?
he burnt himself and died.

Qns: wat do u called a deer with no eyes.
Ans: no idea (no-eyed deer)

Okie, there's these 3 'people'...

Dracula from Russia, Vampire from Europe and Pontiana from Asia~
The 3 of them wanna know who is stronger... So they decided to have a blood-sucking competition one day...
Vampire was first...he went... And after 15 mins, he came back with teeth full of blood...
He points to a village ahead and said to the judges,
"You see the village over there?"
"Yes yes yes yes...."
"I sucked all of them dry~"
The judges were impressed..

Then Dracula was second..he went...And after 5 mins, he came back with mouth full of blood...
He points to a city ahead and said to the judges,
"You see the city over there?"
"Yes yes yes yes..."
"I sucked all of them dry~"
The judges were really impressed as Dracula took only 5 minutes and thought he would be the winner...

Then came Pontiana...he went... And after 1 min, he came back with face full of blood...
The judges were more than impressed...
He points ahead...and said,
"You see that lamp post over there?"
"Yes yes yes yes..."

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"I didn't see it..."

a man throws a baseball too hard and it smashes into a neighbour's window.
so he and his wife went to check it out, and found a vase broken.
then there was a man smoking on the chair,
he said 'i am the genie that was locked in that vase, all thanks to you, i'm released now.'
'i can give 3 wishes, but i'll keep one for myself, besides i was stuck for 1000 years.'
the husband wished for a house in every country, the genie said 'ok'.
the wife wished for millions in her bank account, the genie said 'ok'.

then, the genie wished that he could have sex with that man's wife,
well he was stuck in a vase for 1,000 years. so the man agreed, since the genie gave them so much.
so after doing it, the genie asked them how old they were.
the man said: 33
the woman said: 30
the genie said: so old and you still believe in genies?