just a lame joke (no offence to ani gals who see this...okays)
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Maths equation: For guys, chasing girls rquires time and money...
girls=money X time
since "time is money" time=money
girls=money X money
since "money is the root of all evil...
evil^1/2=money
evil=money^2
girls=money^2=evil(proven)
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more..
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Qns:Why is A shorter than C?
Ans : becuase A bi C di (by HL)
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Why did tigger stare into the toilet bowl?
Ans:He was looking for pooh!!
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Why is piglet always dirty?
Ans:Cos piglet always plays with Pooh!
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A boy went to the cinema to watch a movie. However, he kept went back to the counter to buy tickets. The ticket seller then ask the boy, " Boy, i have sold u so many tickets already. Y do u still want some more?" The boy then replied," the man at the door always tore my tickets whenever i wanted to enter the cinema.
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W3bbIe:
http://forums.tjc.edu.sg/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=3751
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