-=JAson the Limer=-

HIe
just some jokes posted by jensen on frenster

Message: If marriage is made in heaven , then
what are made
in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom
made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a fool............
January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any
one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
I'll take u to an eye specialist !!
I wrote ur name on the sand .............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name on air..........................
it got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart.............
I got a HEART ATTACK
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw
in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then
smiled "It really works!"
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and
ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u R the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u R in trouble
u can cry on when u R in pain & u can embrace
when u R happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
when I ask u a flower,
u give me a bouquet
when I ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when I ask u a feather
u give me a peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
when I call u;
1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 rings means I like u;
3 rings means I miss u;
4 rings means ..........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies R walking on the
road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
The human brain is the most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u R Born....until you
fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the
mughals rule ?
Student : sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15
to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first
in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler
commited suicide