Jokes: Kid Comebacks [from Huixian's blog]
Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What's that?
Donald: You told us that it's H to O.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Why didn't his father punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, you should always say, 'I am.'
Millie: 'All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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todae is such a WEt dae.
went to HQ to help the Sec 1s change their uniforms
come bak to school -- it rained so heavily
the cadets wanted to run to school...so we ran, splashed,skidded
and i was all wet when i reached school - Achoo!!
had a surprise viist from yong seng n weisiang during dinner
talked for a while b4 they left
yong seng [cat high] have 3 prelims (woah!), wei siang [anderson] prelim in july (so fast!)
g00od luck to them!!!!!
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
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